Bad Shoe Day
If you're one of those types whose ever wondered why sisters argue or fight over borrowed (stolen) clothes - ponder no more.....This came from my sister's e-mail account this morning. It was titled "Letter From Bandit" (her dog).
Dear Auntie Jessica,
I regret to inform you that I am a very bad boy and I chewed your black
work shoe. My mom yelled at me and said that you wanted those back. I
really had no idea. I thought that it was very delicious and its WAS on
the floor! I am very sorry. I hope you will still let me lick your face,
as if you have a choice. My mom says that she will take you shopping for
a new work shoe. Again, I am very sorry that I ate your shoe.
Your favorite Furry Nephew,
Bandit "NO" Ostrander
Can we have a moment of silence for my black shoes please?............................
On top of that I just hot glue gunned my new black boots back together. The zipper was goofed and coming undone attempting to ruin my new dress pants. I feel badly about the boot but I feel so radical about the fact that AGAIN I love my f-ing glue gun!!!
posted by Jessiedc28 @ 8:09 AM
7 Comments:
I went in a Michael's yesterday and thought of you and your glue gun about 53 times in the span of 7 minutes.
Tears for your black shoes....
lova
LOVA - Swear to God my Glue gun was $1.99 and the glue sticks were $0.99 - GET ONE. No, don't, I'll get it for you for your bday.
I love my glue gun. It also was like 4 dollars and have used it more than once. I originally bought it to "Pimp-out" my golf bag with sequence and fringe. It is so awesome. Oh, and tear for your shoes, but if you read my blog, i have few to spare.
I'm so sorry for your shoe, and weren't you supposed to get me a glue gun for Christmas. We can start our own little glue gun club!
Tragic, just tragic. Too bad you can't just run around in your funny greeny stripy socks. Or can you?
What I think is really funny, though, is that your furry nephew's real name (per his signature) is "NO."
:)
I think the "No" part was the funniest of all!!!
I'd rather walk around in my new snow boots!! Woo hoo baby!
Ha! I have gone to great lenghts to save a shoe :) I have such a hard time "giving them the boot".
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