Manicure and Boobies
Our Internet service at work is on the fritz. It’s had more ups and downs today then a freaking roller coaster. Our MIS department is having a hard time figuring out the issue so I decided it’d be best if I left work for about 30 minutes to go get a manicure. Sure enough, when I returned it was back up! If it does it again I’m going back to get a pedicure. I have done all my back filing, and Internet less work, I don’t know what else to do!My sister was always jealous that I had boobs when we were younger (today she’ll be jealous that my nails looks so hot…but back then it was boobs) so her husband bought her tits as a gift, before they got married. Since then she’s been a happy perky 36 C/D and I’ve become a saggy old 36 C/D. It is sad -- and now it is I who is often jealous. Yesterday though she called me all annoyed because she’s PMSing and her boobies are HUGE this week. So huge that they’re all up in her way and stuff at work. When I called she had a pouty voice on like someone ran over her dog. I inquired what was wrong and she said, “My tits are huge and in the way. I just want to get my period already!” As evil as it sounds this made me feel good inside a little bit. If she’s going to be 25 with PERKY 36 C/Ds – I’m glad they hurt. I love you Kaycee.
posted by Jessiedc28 @ 3:22 PM
2 Comments:
Thank you for your undying support. I am so glad that you can benefit from my surgically, and hormonally enduced pain. Like Mili Vanilli Said, "Blame it on the Rain, Yeah, Yeah!"
Hey thanks for the comment on my site! :) Feel free to pass on the URL to your friend and I agree...it's so hard to keep the news to yourself!
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