Huh.....

Fathers Day Phobias

1. Bowling
2. Public Speaking
3. Buffets
4. First Moves

In my 20's I have forced myself to work through almost all of these ridiculous phobias with the exception of bowling. I hate bowling. I don't like the idea of bending over in front of a room full of people to toss an extremely heavy ball down a lane JUST to knock over pins. The pin knocking over is just not gratifying enough for the humiliation of having to bend over in a crowd.

I know that the world does not revolve around me, nor my ass, but I can't help thinking that people are looking at us. So -- I have until now avoided the obnoxious sport of bowling. To me it was just easier to avoid then to tackle. Why force something so deeply humiliating if I'm 27 and perfectly happy WITHOUT bowling? However, in the good name of my Father, I am going to over come this ridiculous fear, if even for just one night. This Father's Day I have arranged a bowling party. Yes - willllllingly. My family and I will be meeting up at the Great Falls Bowl America to partake in Father's Day bowling & humiliation. I am putting on my Kick_Some_Ass face and I'm going to bowl my little britches off! Big ass or no big ass!

posted by Jessiedc28 @ 4:17 PM