A Fan!
Well ladies and gents I am happy (sort of) to report that I have a fan! A strange and somewhat creepy fan, but a fan none the less. For reading material that might make you wear socks at all times, and think twice about sharing your email address, read below:Email interaction with said fan dated today --
Fan (Juan):
Hi:
I just want to let you know I enjoy reading yr journal and think you have the most beautiful feet I have ever seen. Would you send me pictures of your bare feet , and pictures of you barefoot please?
Juan
Blog/Foot Celebrity (Me):
Juan,
No, you may not have pictures of my feet. That is a bizarre and inappropriate request. I'm glad you like my Blog though.
Take care,
J
Juan:
Jessica:
WHy is it bizarre and inappropriate?
I just think your bare feet are cute and would like to see more of them. From your journal I can see that you are very smart and communicate very well- and like to share your thoughts and opinions, so I thought you would not mind sharing images of yourself. I felt that asking for images of your face or full body images would be intrusive, but since you shared one image of your pretty feet, i wanted to let you know I think theyre very cute and would like to see more
Juan
Foot Celebrity:
Juan,
I appreciate your persistance, however, I fail to see the connection between the look of my feet and the fact that I am, "very smart and communicate very well".
I do like to share my thoughts an opinions however verbal sharing is far different then photo sharing. Not to mention I think my boyfriend would find our relationship, even if just about feet, bizarre and inappropriate as well.
Thanks for the foot compliments,
Jessica
Juan:
Jessica,
WHOA.
My comments are unrelated. I am complementing :
1. perceived intelligence, as evidenced by the quality of your writing, and
2. physical beauty of your feet, as evidenced by the posted image
Like I said, you shared one image with a large group, so I did not find it inappropriate to request you share other images with me (or with the entire readership).
I hope your boyfriend is not the type to restrict your communication with your readers, since communicating with someone does not imply there is a 'relationship" with that person.
Take care
Juan
Boyfriend (Eric):
Juan,
My girlfriend Jess told me you wanted some pics of her feet. Im sorry she wasnt willing to help you out. She's not as nice as I am. I hope these pictures of MY feet help you out with your twisted fetish.
E
Juan:
Eric,
No offense, but I am not attracted to them at all.
Jess's feet, on the other hand are very attractive and id like to see more of them.
Twisted fetish- that is your opinion
Take care
Juan
Eric:
Perhaps (Fan's place of work) would be interested in what your doing with your work time and their email account. Let it go, drop it. She's not sending you pictures of her feet.
posted by Jessiedc28 @ 5:43 PM
8 Comments:
This post was hilarious! I have to say I'm not too crazy about Eric's feet, though...no offense. :)
Very funny! And yeah, Erics feet are sooooo not! attractive!
Yea, I'm not crazy about them either but I love them. I like how he took pictures of his ugly foot -- the one with the big scar. I don't know...they're pretty bad...but that makes it so much better!!
You guys better line up the plastic surgeon for your kids feet right away!
Alright guys, lets all take it easy on my poor feet and not miss the point of the post - some freak wanted pictures of Jessicas feet to jerk off to!
E
Babe -- men aren't supposed to have pretty feet! Yours are MANLY and BRAUNY!
Can't believe this happened to you. You must now begin wearing closed-toe shoes throughout the year to prevent being humped in the street by strangers. Good luck.
I know...and my feet REALLY are ugly!
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