Huh.....

Com'ere Johnny.....

I know what you're thinking. I do. You're thinking --"SLUT!", "TRAMP!", "JUNKIE!", "GREEN EYE SHADOW GIRL!" but if you'd just let me explain why I look like I want to f'k your brains out in this picture, I'll tell you. First of all I do NOT want to fuck YOUR brains out. Sorry. Believe it or not (and Lizzy does not so feel free to call me a LIAR) this is a candid picture taken by my one and only, Eric.

You probably think I was saying, "Hey sexy thang. Drop that guitarrrrr and come ova here-smooch-me, bay-beeeeee", but I wasn't. That's really just me flopped out on the couch, exhausted from my Sunday photo shoot at the Sugar House Day Spa saying, "Eric, honey, will you pop in that 21 Jump Street DVD for me, PLEEEEAASSEEE?!"

See? No slut here. I will say this -- he mighta thought I looked a little hot when I laid down like that and that's why he took it. But I can't speak for him....

I'M NOT A GREEN EYE SHADOWED JUNKIE SLUT! I SWEAR! I'M NOT!

Is that a fat roll I see popping out of that shirt?

posted by Jessiedc28 @ 1:45 PM