Huh.....

The wheels on the bus go round and round

I'M GOING BACK TO SCHOOL!

Today I went to see the school counselor at NVCC to find out what I needed to do in order to begin classes in the fall of 2005. She confirmed that I have to test in to my English course, take a butt load of classes to transfer, and pay lots of money.

Today I learned I have the mathematical memory of a gnat and I have retained 0% of my high school mathematic education. I am, for college sake, mathematically Retarded. Hi. My name is Jessica and I didn't know how to solve this problem until late this evening:

5/6 - 3/4 = ?

Hi. My name is Jessica and I FORGOT THE WHOLE COMPLEX IDEA OF THE COMMON DENOMINATOR. I'm ashamed. Leave me alone. I'm going to check out a fucking math book tomorrow to aide in my studying for the math placement test. I REFUSE TO SHOW UP NOT EVEN KNOWING ELEMENTARY MATH. I may not be the brightest fire fly in the forest but I can count chickens and apples and that, my friend, is what really matters now isn't it?

My first semester will be English and Spanish. I realize that having dated most of the Spanish speaking residents here in the Northern Virginia area - that I perhaps should already be fluent - however, I am not. I will start from square one. Mi llamo Jessica. I will beginno Spanish one-0 soon-0.

I just bought a new desk from Staples on which I'll do my homework.

This is my 3rd time going to college and this time I'd like to come out of it with a mother Fucking teaching degree.

Wish me luck!

posted by Jessiedc28 @ 9:38 PM