I had a baby too.....
I've been spending an enormous amount of time with my best friend Holly's new born baby over the last week and a half. I can't stop thinking about him and thanks to Cory I now know that's because of the Saturn Return Theory. (If you find yourself in your late twenties, questioning life, read that there little link. It's interesting.) I regularly find myself wading in overflowing love for my little Beaneroonie (my gag-me-with-a-spoon nick name for baby) and being uncontrollably jealous of Holly because I want my fucking baby with a house and a God damn picket fence too, damn it! Eh hem...scuse me...But alas I have none of these fine things and to make my baby/Saturn timeline stretch even further - I'm now a student - and will be for what seems like a period of time that measures just short of ETERNITY! However, I am comforted by the fact that my eggs have not yet shriveled up and turned in to little raisin egg babes, I do have my Beaneroonie to kiss on, and I have this....MY CHILD....MY cute little baby -- She's a little hairy, weighs a bit more then Holly's baby, and she's black but she's mine.
Eat your heart out world!
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That is the funnies picture ever! I used to do that with vicious! I tried with fez, but as he got older, he just had too much energy. I bed I could do it with pixie. But she is so damn small. Buttons would love it. Always being close to me like that.
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