Bad Joke
Another bad joke from my crazy History teacher:The Jewish Mohel came up with a great idea. He decided he was going to collect all the foreskin from work to make a purse. And then when you rub it -- it'll turn in to a suitcase.
Last night I made a friend in class. Jare(sounds like hare) and he's in love with boys. He sits next to me in class and he has a hair cut like Jimmy Neutron.
He's very active in the gay community. He has to leave class early next week to give some gay-group-tour of DC. I think that's neat. I said "boyfriend" he said "partner". He has also sung at Carnage Hall. I think he's in a boys choir or something. Anyway --- that was the interesting fact about himself that he put down on the index card we were forced to fill out on the first day of class. I put that I like to eat pickled pigs feet. I think I have a lot to learn from Jare.
Jare and I have decided we're going to separate ourselves from some of the other dorks in the class and have girlie study time. I'm thrilled. I've always wanted a gay-boy for a friend. The fact that he looks like Jimmy Neutron just makes it 10 times better!
posted by Jessiedc28 @ 11:58 AM
5 Comments:
I am so jealous! I am a Karen in search of a Jack! I wish I was someone's fag hag!!
Jessie,
This "Jare-blog" is just about the most hilarious blog I've ever read in my life!
Oh ya, I also wanted to add that I cracked up when I read the word "gay-boy" in this post 'cuz its pretty much impossible to say that word out loud five times in a row and NOT bust out laughing!
MK8 -- I'm glad you like my post. It was simple but I think the picture of Jimmy Neutron makes it a winner. =) How goofy is that kid!?
Hilarious!!! I am just glad you are going to class. But even better that you found a friend. Keep me/all of us posted on what you learn from Jare.
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