If I died tomorrow
I didn't write today because i was "working from home" and therefore working on the condo. However I did get to spend part of my day with Holly and Brodie which made me think:
If I died tomorrow -- I'd be happy because:
- I saw my sister get married
- I bought an air brushed t-shirt at the beach
- I learned how to mow the lawn
- I bought a condo
- I put the most beautiful babies I can think of to sleep
- I was the foster-sister to over 15 kids
- I graduated high school
- I did every drug I was curious about and was not terminally addicted to one of them
- I found my night in shining armour all wrapped up in my best friend of 8 yrs
- I tried and denounced "nondenominational Chrisitanity" and it's teachings...praise Starbucks!
- I fell in love with my 1979 Delta 88 enough to wish I had one today & paid property tax on it.
- I saw New kids On The Block twice in concert (eat your heart out girls...and Joey is MINE!)
- I loved my little, shitty brother long enough for him to give me a diamond necklace
- I met lizzy and fell in love with her
- I was allowed to know Holly and fall in love with her too
- I guessed Gabby's birthdate and was jipped out of the name bet.
- Was given Brodie out of pure bestfriendism & out of the love of the fertility Gods who OWED US A LIL' SOMETHING -- GOD DAMN IT -- especialy after the few years he'd had.
- I worshiped the friend pyramid - which brought me much reason
- I trusted those who were shitty even though the odds were against me: Learn Learn; Learn....
- I ate cream cheese after 12 years of denial
- I have over come bowling
- I have done something I will not admit online
- I walked in on my boyfriend cheating on me - red handed - NOT ERIC
- I have committed to someone I swore was "just a friend"
- I've been arrested
- I was arrested and learned that cinder block walls should NOT be painted pink
- holly+pinot noir+comfy pants+baby+pinot noir+comfy pants+Gilmore Girls+Law and Order + Pinot Noir + Brodie + CSI + Curt + Tacos + The Green Sweat Pants + Brodie + "us" + the "once we had a convertible" = Glad to Be alive
- Brussel Sprouts
- Pickled Pigs Feet
- I met Jenny Webster, Rachel Golden, Melissa Slusher, Andrea Vail, and Jacey Smith and have not yet grown horns.
- I survived without those girls being my friends.
posted by Jessiedc28 @ 7:58 PM
5 Comments:
very nice list... but I don't believe the one about you doing something you won't admit online -- that's just ridiculous.
/lusaca was my verification word. sounds like a cool name for a girl.
I'd had some vino that encouraged my sappy side when I wrote this list. I don't even remember what the one was that I won't admit on line. But I do know there's probably lots of them. This morning I tried to remember when I was drying my hair and there were too many possibilities. It could be this it could be that -- nothing bad -- just not parent worthy....
uikhsh was my word verification. I think it sounds like something you'd say after eating a really bad dish. uikhsh (yu-kuh-sh)
We both lived through Jaycee Smith! That's something no one should have to go through!
I'm wondering if I keep getting your zip code wrong or something and that's why your presents are always so late?
which one do you use?
I LOVE this post. I may steel it.
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