All About Me...
So yesterday I totally called out my sister on my blog. I did. I got a lot of comments about it, and although it was fun, it might have been a tad unfair. I decided -- it's time to admit to one and all that I've not always been the voluptuous, nearing 30, vision of beauty that I am now.I don't have any pictures quite as bad as that last one on the post I did of my sister..heeheehee...but I do have some doozies and bad picture bloopers - or ploopers...if you will.
Here I am, freshman year, in my Converse. The thing about this picture is what you can't see! I had a HUGE Hickey on the other side of my neck. I happened to walk in to the living room while Dad was testing out his new camera. "Hey Jess -- sit down and let me take a picture of you...." I very strategically sat with my neck facing the fire place. Lizzy can attest to this...
Here I am sophomore year. Where does the fashion no-no begin? High waist? Tapered legs? Thin belt? White belly exposure? Huh...
This is Easter at the beach house with the family. Holly looks normal in this picture - buzzed and consuming more. Me? What am I the Easter Slut?
Now beware foot fetish people!!! Here they are again. My lovely tootsies....this reveals my foot secret. I pick at my feet on the couch to keep them nice and orderly.
I think this is pretty bad. This is my worst I think. Would you even know that was me? Eric didn't. Rob looks pretty bad but who's the dork in the glasses and the snoopy PJs?
posted by Jessiedc28 @ 4:50 PM
12 Comments:
Hmmm so many thoughts in my head... So yeah, those pics are nowhere near as "akward stage" as the ones you posted of Kaycee. Sooooo glad I dont have a sister, yet again. The first one of you is smokin, with lips of fire to match. When you were younger you looked A Lot like Rob.
Brodie laughed for the first time today, twice.
misty
ha ha. but not nearly as bad. I have some good pics in mind that I will have to up load soon! Ahhh, revenge
Not fair - not fair at all. GET HER KAYCEE-GET HER GOOD!!
Yea, Jess. Nice fake attempt. It's so obvious how careful you were to pick pictures you could poke minor fun at, yet knew for the most part you looked good. BOOOOOOOO!! Get her KC. I want to see the real Jess. Do you have one of her with that awful perm? The one that looked like a poddle crawled up and died on her head?
p.s. Could have done without the hickie comment - SLUT!
Holly - Classic.
Erock
OK fine you're right. I'm pretty hot. They're not as bad as my sisters. I'll revise/repost. I should learn to play fairly.
What about the picture after your scooter accident?
Yes, the scooter one. Mom has that but I should include it. Eric has one of me that needs to go up too.
YOU ARE NEVER ALLOWED TO POST PICS OF ME AND YOU FROM HIGH SCHOOL...LIKE THE CHEERLEADING ONES!!
SO the one of you modeling those clothes with Drea are not allowed either? The one with you in the spandex biker shorts and the peach sweater with flowers?
I know which one you are talking about and it definetly needs to go up!!!!
BABY ROBBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those converse are so rad.
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