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Tuesday, July 25, 2006

UTI

So if you've been reading my blog for the last few years you know that I'm prone to UTIs, which suck. I don't just get the frequent uinating. I get:

  1. Fever
  2. Chills
  3. Goose bumps
  4. abdominal pain
  5. burning crotch --all the time not just during urination
  6. painful sex
  7. painful sleep
  8. painful sitting
  9. painful laying down

    I finally went to the Urologist who obviously specializes in urinary issues only to discover my options for a "cure" are:

    a) Taking an antibiotic either before or after sex.
    b) Wiping, daily, with an iodine soap "down there", daily
    and/or
    C) Having the opening to my Urethra STRECHED.

    What is sexier?

    Having yellow stained panties and pre/post sex pills....or a stretched Urethra? I just can't decide.

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