Huh.....

Wake Yo Ass Up

The game was fun. I have pictures to prove it but they're not on my person right now - trust me -- it was fun. We had tickets for "box seats", which I'd seen on TV, but had NO IDEA what that actually meant! It means I was shacked up in a fancy schmancy suite with open windows, free food,drinks, and friendly service - to the point of open mouthed gawking on my part. I_was_over_whelmed. It was SO MUCH FOOD: M&Ms, popcorn, sausage, veggies and dip, chips, dip, etc.

So today I'm a tad hung over. The fancy schmancy soccer suite didn't do me in - but the hanging out after the game in the parking lot did. Needless to say I'm a little fuzzy today at work. I so didn't want to get out of bed this morning-- and my loving boyfriend insisted on singing "the wake-up song". (THE WAKE UP SONG OF PURE MURDEROUS HELL. ) It is a funny song when you're not actually sleeping - but when you ARE sleeping, and you DO have a hang over, it makes me want to grab my Victoria Secret Nail polish and use it's appropriately pointed lid to stab him in the throat - therefore ceasing the singing of the wake-up song.

The Wake Up Song
By: Eric J a.k.a "Mac Daddy E"

Wake yo ass up
Wake yo ass up
Wake yo as up and rise and shine!

Wake yo ass up
Wake yo ass up
Open(!) yo mu-fuckin eyes!

(Repeat)

THIS ladies and gentlemen is sung, purposely, off key - and loud.

posted by Jessiedc28 @ 7:25 AM