Frostbite Blue
Paper cut Update: 2 paper SLICES and 1 paper GOUGE. (Note to self: Do not use hand sanitizer when you have a paper GOUGE.)Zit update: It looks like the zit on my cheek is remaining small and unchanged. I’m almost ready to give Lizzy credit for the toothpaste therapy suggestion, however, my new fear is that I’ve forced this zit in to some sort of zit-warp zone....not to be confused with warp zit-zone. My concern is what if it stays here, locked in to my pore, for all eternity? What will your precious toothpaste do for me then? Huh, Liz? Huh?
Christmas Card Update: Got 3 more yesterday. That brings me up to 7, I think. 7 down and 42 to go!
Last night I got jolly (“jolly” is like “jiggy” but you can really only get away with it during the holiday months) at a company Christmas party. It was great food, great company, and a great way to spend quality time with my Mom. Post-party, Mom and I hustled over to Vermillion, a local watering hole, to celebrate Johnny C’s 32nd birthday. We nearly closed down the bar (ok not really but I haven’t been to a bar in so long that it was close enough for me!) and participated in not one, not two, but THREE birthday toasts. Today I feel a little on the jollyfied side of things and sleepy….
... but sleepy was not an issue standing in my cold shower at 7am today. For some reason the hot water wasn’t working so I forced my sleepy naked body in to a freezing shower. While it helped get my eyes open it didn’t exactly make me want to forge out in to the 25-degree morning weather. Nevertheless, before hypothermia set in, rushed through my shower and dried my goose pimply body off as fast as humanly possible. I then darted in to my room and clicked on the hair dryer, frantically waving it about, in an attempt to bring on instant heat. It is bad enough that my skin gets so pale you can see through it in the winter -- I can not afford to turn Frostbite Blue. I pray to the Shower Gods for warm water tomorrow.
posted by Jessiedc28 @ 5:07 PM
7 Comments:
YOU TOOK A FREEZING COLD SHOWER???
I'm sorry, but I don't know if I can be friends with you anymore.
I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU DIDN'T PAY YOUR ELECTRICITY BILL OR SOMETHING?
Why would you subject yourself to that AND THEN TELL EVERYONE. It makes me cold just thinking about it.
French braid, pony tail or baby wipes is all I really meant to say. Sorry. I had frigid nipples and it scared me into my former response.
no..no..I paid my bills. Actually my utilities are rolled up in to my condo fees I don't know what the hell was going on! I came home for lunch and the hot was back. Maybe I missed a memo or something???? Next time I'm doing pony tail & baby wipes. Good thinkin!
When I was like 14, I was on a plane, and this lady next to me was changing flights and gave me her Cosmo magazine. In it was a whole article about how at the end of your shower you should switch the water to freezing cold because it was way to make your nipples 'prettier' over time! LOL!!!
The toothpaste always works for me...I don't know...you have weird zits.
If you were English you could say 'Jolly' all the time!!! Jolly Good Fun!!! I love it!!!
Lizzy - Cold shower = pretty nipples? Huh....I've always heart that it closes your pores, which I clearly need more of these day, but not the nipple beautifying. Don't lie -- you know you tried it for a while....
Dude with compliment - I LOVE YOU! Somedays I just don't know why I even write but then I realize it's because it makes me feel good! A an added bonus that it's not too terribly boring for others.
Whatever...he's lying...you're not funny remember? And yes...*blush, blush*, I did try it for a while. It was a whole article on making your boobs prettier...and I was only 14 for "monkey's" sake!
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