The list I Envisaged
I was making double sided copies (I hate double sided copies) of a manual that talks about Myocardial Infarction. Infarction. Makes you feel weird, doesn’t it? Specifically it's the 'farc' part of the word that bugs me. It sounds too much like fart or fuck…or something. Then that train of thought just led me to more words in the English language that make me feel weird. (Double sided copies might suck but then how else would you have time for this type of deep thought?) I’ve listed them below.- Myocardial Infarction Farrrrc (roll your tongue and say it...it's worse that way)
- Angina Sounds to much like the Vaj word. The definition freaks me out too.
- Accord I hate the use of this word: "Do we have an accord? No. Leave me alone - I drive a Sonata."
- Envisaged This is just not the life I envisaged, damn it!
- Maturation My 8th grade science teacher used to say this word in class, and it would make me blush.
posted by Jessiedc28 @ 1:38 PM
7 Comments:
The stupid copy machine at MY work always jams up the double sided copies. They try and try to fix it, and it just won't fix. Stupid copy machine.
jeanette - See! That is totally the problem with double sided copies! It's almost like it just creates more work instead of saving you time.
Everytime I help my mom out at the school she makes me do hundreds and hundreds of copies. I always break the machine. Because of double-sided copies!!! They hate me there.
I should have just blogged about the copier. :)
Personally, I've always liked the word "exacerbating" ... but that's just me. I say it over and over again until my cats run away.
That's a girl! Way to support the team!
SUPINE!!!
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