Projectile Poop
(Not mine!)Midweek I went to Holly's to see our baby, Brodie. He is, as I mentioned before, the love of my life and the cutest infant ON_PLANET_EARTH! So when I'm there I hold the baby and Holly gets to touch him ONLY during breast feeding time. Yes (!) that's like hours and hours of holding, changing, kissing baby - and I STILL leave with a lump in my throat. This week, however, I left laughing.
Brodie is a flatulent baby, to say the least. I'm proud because it means he's healthy and all his "systems" are working -- but that doesn't keep me from giggling when he lets out a baby-fart. (Good lord I hope this kid never reads my blog.) So after his nap, and his boob, I took a moment to investigate the diaper situation. I unswaddled him, lifted the edge of the diaper to reveal the contents, when a, "brrrrrrp!" escapes. "Well you little devil." I said. "It's time to change you!" Off to the nursery we go. I undress him. I clean his tiny bum. I powder the hiney when I hear a, "brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp" that lasted...oh....10 seconds. I kid you not. Count em' ... one thousand...two one thousand...three one thousand..... you get the point. Shocked, I looked over at Holly and we began to giggle when suddenly, out of the corner of my eye, this powerful squirt of liquid yellow baby poop flies through the air (about a foot and a half in the air, mind you) and lands warmly on my arm. Had I not been there -- it would have hit the wall. There was so much force behind this baby's poop that it looked like someone was standing across the room and squeezed a mustard bottle at me!!! I have NEVER EVER NEVER, in all my twenty some years of babysitting, seen that happen.
PRO_JEC_TILE POOP PEOPLE!!!
If it can happen to me - it can happen to you! Think twice before walking in front of a new born's arse during changing time!
posted by Jessiedc28 @ 9:48 AM
4 Comments:
Brodie Bean is not at all afraid to poop in public. Thanks for saving my wall!
holly
Bouna Siera Jessi,
Of course I would like to be your friend. Signorina Bella. Io non vedere L'ora de tu. Beautiful young lady I look forward in learning more about you. I will begain to read your blos as well as Liz's.
I had heard rumors of this strange phenomenon! I'm so sorry you had to experience it firsthand!
Do you not remember mom telling the story of my Explosive poop? Well here it is:
So there's dad, dark brown/black hair, black turtle neck black pants, etc. changing my diaper. I have a sudden case of porjectile poop/explosive diahreah, and suddenly he has bright yellow poop all in his hair, turle neck and etc. That is true love. I litterly shit on him. What a great man!
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