11 Reasons I know I'm PMSing
How was my weekend?11 Reasons I Know I'm PMSing:
- Cried to Country Music Television this afternoon in my bathrobe
- Wiped crumbs of ginger snaps off my face after a 4 hour mid-day nap
- Slept in my clothes for 2 days
- Screamed at my boyfriend for having involuntary cat allergies
- Sore...I said SORE breasts. (Don't touch me!)
- aforementioned zit on left cheek
- New -EVEN BIGGER zit on right jaw line
- "If you can't say anything nice -- don't say anything at all" TOTALLY applies TO ME
- I want a f-ing cigarette
- The ginger snaps, mentioned in reason #2, are stuffed in my purse in a zip lock
- I hate self-help books
posted by Jessiedc28 @ 2:07 PM
7 Comments:
lova
I hope next time I see you those torrid 'snap crumbs are no longer visible and I dont have to rip the giraffe from your hands.
BTW ~ you're glad you're not here now although I'm not. a certain soon to be x-roommate need to be ripped a new one based on his "funny hahahahah my ass" commentary on the vickies and Jane magazines. it's taking all my will to sit here any type rather than throw a flaming fire log at him. huh. maybe that's #12?
The ginger snaps in the ziploc bag, in your purse is the funniest thing, and I don't really know why!!!
E - Don't laugh -- the baggy is still here.
Misty - flaming fire log....good one! We should make up our own form of violent video game. PMS something or other...where instead of using manly weapons (guns, knives, blow torches..)we use giraffe letter openers, fire logs, and such. Could be a big seller.
Herbs, baby. Take some herbs. And, not the doobie type. Ha ha
Stop it!!...you're killing me!
E - But now the cookies are all crumbs. I am still saving them .
J - what herbs? Give me info.
The herb that has been most helpful to me has been dong quai. You can get a bottle at your local health store (or if you're an introvert, like me, get them online HERE) ... start with one capsule in the morning and one in the evening.
I speak from a position of knowledge, believe me. (See Here.)
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