Generic Brand No-No
Note: Do Not buy Target brand ladies shaving cream in the raspberry scent.This morning I was in my shower (super clean shower) shaving my legs in boyfriend preparation when I realized I'd made a bad purchase. Exitedly I grabbed my new Target brand ladies shaving cream and began to apply when this fruity hell-scent hit me. It smelled like the fluoride goo the dentist puts in your mouth when you get your teeth cleaned. It brought back horrific memories of being a kid sitting in the dentist chair with a mouth piece filled with fake berry tasting fluoride goo. The goo that would slowly ooze out of the back of the mouth piece in an attempt to gag and choke me. They don't use that stuff any more...but one never forgets.
I am also getting my 'I'm seeing my boyfriendfor the first time in 2 and a half weeks' zit. Yes, on my left cheek. It's tiny and I'm not going to say much more about it in fear that it will grow in anger if I talk smack. Zits can be testy.
25 hours until I leave for my weekend getaway, the beach house, with aforementioned boyfriend. Yipee!
posted by Jessiedc28 @ 2:44 PM
5 Comments:
o, did we not mention that Rob and I will be at the beach house that weekend as well . HOW FUN!!!!! we can chase eachother around the bay all day with carrots.I will bring enough krufkie for us all! just kidding.ha ha! got ya. we are not going, have a super fun romantic weekend. does Christian drink wine?
i am glad that you are not selling any eggs.
If GLCB woudl drink, he'd drink wine. Stop using his real name. :0)
That made me laugh out loud. That goo was the worst. What was it for again? I think it was a form of torture that our parents laughed at behind our backs.
Bwaahaaa haa. God, that crap the dentists used to use! Oh, the humanity!
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