CONDO FOR SALE
I've been having really weird, somewhat intense, dreams lately. I was thinking about some of them last night when I was up in bed eating a bag of Salt and Vinegar chips at 1:00am. Here's one for ya...I had a dream the other night that a stranger knocked on my door wanting to buy my condo. I didn't even know my condo had gone up for sale but I let them in to see it anyway. All I could think about was if I sold it, I'd be making a fifty something thousand dollar profit on it, after owning it a little less then a year. Then as I started walking the stranger through the condo when I realized the place was a pig sty (is that spelled right? STY? ) As I looked around I became more and more frustrated because all the crap laying around belonged to my brother and his girlfriend. Piles and piles of crap that didn't even belong to me! I was almost in tears over the frustration of having their shit all over when this stranger started asking me about who my doctors were. Probing me on where their offices were located, when my appointments were, how to get in touch with them...on and on. I then realized she was only PRETENDING to want to buy my condo so she could get my precious doctor appointments. I guess the appointment times would "convey", as they say in Real Estate, with the sale of the condo. Panicked, I kicked the appointment stealing wench out on her arse. I felt ripped off! On top of everything else I realized that she hadn't even come with her REAL ESTATE AGENT!
posted by Jessiedc28 @ 10:53 AM
1 Comments:
i had a weird dream too but there were midgets pooping in envelopes. i can't believe you dreamed that. are you subconsciously thinking about moving perhaps? and do you secretly think that robert and i are messy? we do like to leave the occassional PILE in select areas in your condo but it never seemed to bother you before. i think you should swith chip brands dude, sour cream and cheddar is better.
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