Tweener
At this rate I’m going to have to start calling this my zit blog. Or maybe I should start a separate blog called 'The Zit Blog'…Zit Update: The cheek zit has done what I feared. It has entered some sort of zit warp zone, but this just in…a new zit formed in what seemed like a matter of moments. It has graced my face with its presence in the worst spot of all. I’ve got an inbetweener or “tweener” as Holly called it. Yes, it’s smack dab in the middle of my two pretty brown eyes – a “tweener”. I’m growling right now you just can’t hear me…
Paper cut update: Paper cuts are gone. Paper gouge is now a thin scab the circumference of a pea.
Christmas Card Update: Zero cards in yesterday. That brings us to 49 cards sent out and only 7 in. Huh……
I woke up today with a dry throat, sore tonsils, and a feeling of an oncoming bloody nose. Now I’ve never actually had a bloody nose but I really feel like what I experienced today may have been similar to the prebloody nose feeling. This sinus thing always happens to me this time of year. You know when it’s dry and cold outside and the heating vents are blasting hot air up my nose. If I look in the mirror and tilt my head back to look up my left (your right) nostril, my poor sinus is the size of a garbanzo bean, and it’s all shiny and bright red. (That IS my sinus right?) I think it’s wind burned. I want to squirt water up my nose or lube the inside of my head with Vaseline and KY Jelly. Don’t laugh dude…it sounds gross but it HURTS.
posted by Jessiedc28 @ 12:44 AM
9 Comments:
You need to get a humidifier for your room. They are very inexpensive and they are esential! You may also want to clean out your vents/change your filter. This can also help keep allergens out of your flamed nostrils. Drink lots of water at night, even if you get up 6 times a night, its important to stay hydrated. There are saline nose sprays that can help with the relief of your current symptoms, but I never liked snorting things up my nose, so I couldn't use them. If you have a fan, turn it off and try to adjust any vents around your room to shoot away from you. Direct "breeze" from your vents is gonna dry you up fast. Hope this helps!
WTF!? You must have the largest nostrils in all of blogdom. All I can see when I look up my nose is...hmmm...nothing? Maybe it's your weirdo deviated septum? That is just gross. How can you have something red and shiny hanging down into your nostril? I am completely mortified, and just can't seem to get over this. Maybe it's another new zit? I really feel as if I could comment all day on this. I'm concerned for you. I would like you to see a doctor as soon as possible. I've never heard of such a thing in my whole life. Would you like to call my mom? I think once she had these things called pallups (sp), my sister and I called them Las Palapases, but they were red, shiny things...but only the doctor could see them...I don't think she could see them when she looked into her nose. WTF!!?? Another bout of almost peeing my pants from laughter is about to commence...
I think you really need to see a doctor ASAP. your sinuses are not located directly in your nose. In your face they are above your eyes and in your cheeks...and so I do not think the "bean" is a swollen sinus...it's just something weird that you have going on. Really...I'm very concerned.
Stop it! I'm crying at my desk from laughter. THEY ARE SINUSES DORK! They are up past where you can stick your finger in. If you put your finger all the way up your nose until it can't go anymore THAT is where the sinus is. And it's red. I have very sensitive cavities...ok you know what I mean. I think my sisters right I need to try the nasal spray. I hate that stuff but it does work.
Maybe it's AIDS.
I really dont think its AIDS. You havent been near a rollercoaster in ages, or a theme park for that matter. I'm going with aliens taking over your sinuses.
misty
I feel I must disagree with you about the "tweener" being the worst spot for a zit.
The absolute worst spot for a zit is on the tip of your nose.
I think the worst spot is on the edge of your lip...very very very painful!!
It's not a sinus...seriously...go to the doctor!!!
As for "anonymous AIDS" person...We need to find out who "these" anonymous mean people are so I can kick their ass(es)!
Elizabeth,
It was a joke you stupid bitch. I suggest you mind your business or I'll start droping comments on your stupid blog too. Cunt.
The Blog Raider
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