The Giraffe Letter Opener
Some time ago Holly and I were in the World Market browsing when we saw a Giraffe letter opener. I'm not sure if we thought it was cute or one of us just picked it up and started doing a stabbing motion and it struck us as funny. Regardless-- since then when one of us is annoyed or upset with the world we hand each other this imaginary Giraffe with which we *stab* people. Sounds violet, eh? Yes, well it is, sort of. We aren't actually STABBING people. We didn't even buy the Giraffe - although I think we both agree we should have just for symbolic purposes. I have been PMS B*&^%ch since Sunday. I 'm stuck in that not so fun world of wanting to strangle each and every one of my friends, family members, and even most unsuspecting strangers for NO REASON AT ALL. Or in Holly/Jessica terms - I am stabbing everyone with the Giraffe. I feel terribly. No one is doing anything to me. Those people that I think are being inconsiderate or rude are probably always that way. Those that I think are being petty and obnoxious I would normally just let roll off my back. Even those that are just insistently nice I can't stand for some reason. I hate it. I apologize now to the world and I'd be happy to personally sew up your wound should I snag you with my Giraffe. Sorry......
posted by Jessiedc28 @ 4:40 PM
2 Comments:
Cory,
I am double checking with Holly....that's freakish! Is that yours? If so I want it...
J
Actually, I just did a google image search for giraffee knife and that pic game up. I love giraffe's myself. My grandfater painted this awesome pic of one once.
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