Dear God....
WHY ARE PANTY HOSE SO FREAKIN ITCHY!? Today I am dressed up (yea...denim skirt, panty hose, red streched out sweater, and cheap black boots that come up to my knees...dressy...NOT) for a company senior management meeting we're hosting in our office. The number one reason I'm glad I don't work in an office that requires business attire is PANTY HOSE. Throughout the day I have been secretly unzipping my knee-high boots behind my desk to reveal hot itchy calves. In order to hang on to my sanity I scratch feverishly at them hoping I won't be discovered partaking in such an unladylike act. I'm ready to go home and peel these suckers off. OFF I SAY!On a brighter note I found a honey flavored Robitussin cough drop stuck to the inside left pocket of my puffy vest and a super-cool lighter I'd forgotten about in the right one. The fun of pulling out your cold weather gear can be so rewarding.
posted by Jessiedc28 @ 6:55 PM
10 Comments:
Maybe if you bought the nicer brand pantyhose it wouldn't be so itchy. I think they can be quite sexy sometimes, can I hear from any of the leg men out there?
Mr Itch Scratcher
I would like to know how you knew that the cough drop was honey flavored? Did it still have a wrapper, or were you taste testing?
It doesn't matter what brand of hose you buy, they are just itchy, especially with boots. A great way to combat this is to make sure you apply lotion before putting them on, so dry skin doesn't make the situation worse. Then, when ever you go to the bathroom, unzip your boots, while doing your thing, and give your calves room to breathe.
I've found that Hue brand hose arent itchy, and they come in fun, but not trashy patterns, if you want to add a little pizzaz to your day. Some also are low rise, so you dont have to wear pantyhose up to you bra line which inevitably just rolls down around your waist. You can get them at Hechts.
H
Mr. I - Sexy, huh? Good to know. THat's humbling.
E - it was half wrapped so I didn't have to taste. Although I DID consider eating it...
Mim Mom - This is what I normally do...it must be that we're related -- we think so much alike - sometimes
H - Sexy, stylish, and non-itch? I may have to go back to Business attire just for that!!! How sexy is a sweat suit littered with bread crumbs...cuz that's how I"m looking lately.
Instead of unzipping the boots have you tried a metal coat hanger? Works great with casts.
STC
Instead of unzipping the boots have you tried a metal coat hanger? Works great with casts.
STC
I'm not a huge fan of pantyhose either. Therefore, I think they must have been invented by a man. Anything that women wear that torture them was invented by a man. Heh heh! Umm, sorry, my latent feminist tendencies are popping out. Anyways, I like thigh highs. That way, by the end of the day they've fallen to your ankles and it's not your fault. No, really, some thigh highs don't fall down. They're fine. Gawd, what is wrong with me today. I'm leaving now. Bye.
STC - Wire coat hangers rip panty hose dear! You might as well stuff kittens down your boots! LOL! Good thing you don't wear hose. Just ties.
Jeanette - Or sexy thick knee highs like Grandmas wear!!!
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