Huh.....

Fuckity-Fuck-Fuck-FUCK

Long story short - Liz is coming and we're having a big ole' Christmas party tomorrow. As a result of being a "half-ass" I've been given a list of chores to do before Liz gets here. After all, I'll just be making cooking and whatnot to prepare for the actual party....! Here is my list of You're so retarded you can't prioritize, chores:

1. Windex windows and patio door
2. Gather any and all tools
3. Vacuum the saw-dust in the kitchen and hall
4. Vacuum, dust, and straighten up the laundry closet
5. Clean out fire place; put ashes in a bag and throw away
6. Gather all the empty tubs and laundry baskets to take to Eric's Moms
7. Throw away extra boxes
8. Clean all stainless steal in the kitchen
9. Windex all the mirrors throughout
10. General dusting, cleaning, mopping, vacuuming of the entire condo.

Any questions? No.

After all, I did take off of work, 2 weeks in advance, 7 hours of cleaning time for this task, and this task alone.

So as I'm doing my said chores I accidentally vacuum up the fucking Christmas tree skirt screaming, "Fuckity-fuck-fuck-FUCK" and then performing mild vacuum surgery. FUCK! I then patiently, and without crying, took off the edging of the tree skirt making it look better then new. Now the vacuum fucking cleaner smells like it's fucking burning. FUCK.

posted by Jessiedc28 @ 4:48 PM